This game is simple: write your own epitaph. The only rule is that it should be short enough to realistically fit on a headstone. You may make as many entries as you wish. I shall begin.
“I was only a witness”
“From this mystery to the next”
“He always said he was going to live forever or die trying. Well…”
Or alternatively:
“This mountain cliff doesn’t look so steep…” (Based on real experience!)
Oh? Did you die?
“Loved swords, but was lacking in hand eye coordination.”
Hmm? I don’t think so… But it would explain why my co-workers dress in red and torment me every day…
Let’s just say I lot a couple thousand feet in altitude faster than recommended. Going down the snow slicked side of a mountain on your back, head first is not typically a good idea. Especially after you get below the tree line!
But, hey, anything you can walk away from!
“Maybe if…”
“Didn’t Hang About.”
(Based on a friend who said of my motorcycling “You don’t hang about, do you?”)
“Fire is bad.”
“Took life by the horns.
Got kind of gored.”