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Noir Anthology

Honestly I’d imagine that would depend on what’s on the cover. If it’s a noir-ish cover with no scantily-clad vixen, I’d think more violence than X-rated >.>

Yeah, I guess this lends itself to “Welcome to being in a fandom where most tend to have a mind as ‘in the gutter’ as a teenager”.

Goes back out to the punching bag for a few minutes to calm down

I have to force my mind to go to a sexual route. Though, if we want to talk about “this could be sexual”, I challenge you to think of any title that can’t be taken sexually. I think “Inhuman Acts” and I think torture. Which, thinking about it, still isn’t really noir.

Back to the drawing board.

“Pelts, Pets, and Pelf”

“Color Us Noir”

“On the Darker Side of the Street”

“Penumbra”

“Shady Characters in the Shadows”

OK, I’ll stop now.

That’s promising! What about ‘Paint Me Noir’?

(‘Penumbra’ is a series of horror videogames :stuck_out_tongue: )

Ocean’s 13
(Assuming there are 13 stories in the anthology.)

And “Color me …” is a line from an old pop song.

Darn, I liked “Penumbra” and I admit I know absolutely nothing about videogames and am glad.

How about “Penumbral” then? To me, penumbra is the shadow of the earth as it falls across the moon in an eclipse, which is creepy and suggestive. It can also be the shadow of the moon as it blocks out the sun, also in an eclipse. The umbra is the deepest shadow, the penumbra is the gray part near the edge. It also contains the word “pen” (pun intended.)

Penumbral Shadows ?
Penumbral Eclipse ?
Penumbrella ? [ducks and runs for cover]

makes note to start a heist anthology

braces for hundreds of ‘cat burglar’ puns

I do like “Eyeshine”
Lots of suggestions… hmmm

I kind of like Penumbral Eclipse. Eyeshine makes me think of Ommetaphobia, or Ommetaphilia (is that even the word for it? x.x) but that might just be my half-asleep brain x.x

How about Whiskers, Cigarettes, and Whiskey?

Also, if 2 is Brandy and Cigars, does that mean it’s themed around upper class study mysteries?

I bet you did.

Sable.

(“Noir” = “black” = “sable”, and sable is a kind of animal. Win-win.)

I don’t really get Eyeshine. What’s it supposed to mean?

Oh, I know. Childhood fascination of cats had me learning the science of it when I was in primary school. Was just saying the first things that came to mind >.<

Feels more ‘Hunter’ than ‘Noir’ to me, though.

The link was meant as a reply to Rechan, actually.

Naw, it means I’ll raise the word cap to 20k for longer, more drawn out and slow burning stories

This was a suggestion before but it does borders on being a little bit too subtle