Late last year I finally finished an adult-themed furry poem that I’ve been working on, on and off, for a while.
It has a complex meter and rhyme scheme, while still being loaded with furry gags and raunchiness. It’s also nearly 1,000 words. I’ve memorized it and delivered it live on several occasions (both an earlier version and a more updated one) and, no lie, it gets straight-up belly laughs with furry crowds, so I’m kind of proud of it.
I had originally written it with the intent to submit to a “Heat” opening, but as of “Heat #16,” it appears they have stopped accepting poem submissions (and comics). Unless they start again, I’d love to find somewhere else to submit it – or pocket it for now if there might be an opportunity down the line. Any thoughts? (Happy to actually share the poem with anyone interested!)