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Christmas Parody

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#1

I love twisting old holiday favorites. It’s fun, it’s relatively easy, and it lets me get out some creativity even while stuck at work. I do have a sort of master piece that I had started a number of years ago (and need to hunt down once more so I can complete it), but in the meantime I thought I’d have some fun with a few old carols. I’ll post them as I complete them today. If this is better suited for General Writing or Miscellany, please let me know and I’ll be happy to move this.

Feel free to post your own! This isn’t just for me!

Enjoy, and have a very happy holidays everyone.

Warning: Lots of blood, death, and murder.

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“Red Christmas” based off of “White Christmas”

I’m dreaming of a Red Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the corpses glisten
And children screamin’
Til they’re frozen in the snow

I’m dreaming of a Red Christmas
With every pool of blood I spill
May your days have bountiful kills
And may your
Deadliest dreams be fulfilled

I’m dreaming of a Red Christmas
Just like the ones I used to know
Where the corpses glisten
And children screamin’
Til they’re frozen in the snow

I’m dreaming of a Red Christmas
With every pool of blood I spill
May your days have bountiful kills
And may your bloodiest dreams
May your deadliest dreams
May your deadliest dreams
May your deadliest dreams be fulfilled

#2

Okay, here’s another. This one proved that staying as close to the original source as possible can at times be far more challenging than completely changing it. Still, I’m quite proud of this :3

A very special thank you to dear Dwale for the help they gave.

Same warnings apply.

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“Joy to the World” based off of “Joy to the World”

Joy to the world, the End is near!
Let Earth receive her Fate;
Let every heart cower in fear,
And Famine and Death spread hate,
And Famine and Death spread hate,
And Famine, and War, and Death spread hate.

Joy to the world, the Red Horse reigns!
Let men their nukes deploy;
While fields and floods, rocks, hills and plains
Repeat the word Destroy,
Repeat the word Destroy,
Repeat, repeat, the word Destroy.

No more let joy and comfort grow,
Nor love within the bound;
He comes to make Pestilence flow
Far as the plague is found,
Far as the plague is found,
Far as, far as, the plague is found.

He rules the world with coke and meth,
And makes the addicts share
The glories of excess and death,
And wonders of despair,
And wonders of despair,
And wonders, wonders, of despair.